"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.
tbh no matter how many other bands i end up a fan of my heart will always belong to pop punk bands whose peak of mainstream popularity was in 2006
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*
i swear to god if this is anthrax i will be so mad i cannot afford to die without losing my virginity first
jayzfairy answered: depends on why you cut them out in the first place???
Bleh bleh we were going to date and they turned out to be a narcissist still in love with another girl whatever I’m very un-made out with, you see
Question: What’s the rule on messaging someone you exiled like 6 months back just because you’re always horny and need to make out with someone?
Meeting friends of friends is so nice but even nicer when they talk about you afterwards like you’re a gift hidden behind the christmas tree
Bow down kiddos, I’ve got some sentences to tell ya
I’m a circular shaped person and I look cute as dicks in underwear I hope boys recognize the hot commodity they’re passing up
High speed internet babes
The only thing I love more than fake lashes is telling people I don’t give a shit that they don’t think it’s “classy” to wear fake lashes
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it