I’m listening to electron plasma oscillations from when Voyager 1 passed heliopaus
perhaps the best post i’ve ever seen in my entire life.
HAHA YOU FORGOT TO PUT ERIC CLAPTION AT THE END HAHA
new aesthetic: surreal pop punk
your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.
fall out void
Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
So women who kill their abusers in defense are sentenced to life in prison and are told “you should’ve done something else!! Call the police!1!”
But white men can kill innocent black teens/people and not even get warning
Why did this just dawn on me while driving?
On a serious note though people who idolize serial killers honestly disgust me. Especially when white men who are convicted rapists and murderers are celebrated by wannabe edgy fucks for their “beautifully twisted minds” who wax philosophically about how they shouldn’t be in jail because they’re just poor sensitive lambs lost in society’s evil machine… while black men on minor drug charges rot in jail and no one blinks an eye……
What’s the difference between america and yogurt?
If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture
this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.
my favorite youtubers [1-9/∞]
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
I can’t even explain how right this is
Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
Death doesn’t absolve you of being a shitty person throughout your life, it doesn’t grant you a mulligan, or erase the bullshit you built your life around if you were a hateful person, that’s your legacy, so live your life accordingly.