orsaeth-theprogsage:

I’m listening to electron plasma oscillations from when Voyager 1 passed heliopaus

perhaps the best post i’ve ever seen in my entire life.

HAHA YOU FORGOT TO PUT ERIC CLAPTION AT THE END HAHA


September 16thvia and with 139,438 notes

gaydicks420:

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

gaydicks420:

gaydicks420:

new aesthetic: surreal pop punk

your shorts are glowing and are made of a material not known to this world. your vans die and regenerate every night. every band does covers of gregorian chants. your bangs extend into infinity.

fall out void

Abandon your mortal form and ascend to a higher plane! at the disco


September 14thvia and source with 28,344 notes

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite


September 14thvia and with 94,656 notes

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive


September 13thvia and source with 22,930 notes

goddammitgandalf:

So women who kill their abusers in defense are sentenced to life in prison and are told “you should’ve done something else!! Call the police!1!”

But white men can kill innocent black teens/people and not even get warning

Why did this just dawn on me while driving?


September 13thvia and with 5 notes

farandolae:

On a serious note though people who idolize serial killers honestly disgust me. Especially when white men who are convicted rapists and murderers are celebrated by wannabe edgy fucks for their “beautifully twisted minds” who wax philosophically about how they shouldn’t be in jail because they’re just poor sensitive lambs lost in society’s evil machine… while black men on minor drug charges rot in jail and no one blinks an eye……


September 13thvia and source with 21,998 notes

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen


September 11thvia and source with 233,886 notes

smallstrawhat:

i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.


September 11thvia and source with 14,386 notes

toinfinityandbeyonce:

my favorite youtubers
[1-9/∞]

September 10thvia and source with 3,539 notes

asensibledemi:

thirstlou:

remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing

I can’t even explain how right this is


September 9thvia and source with 418,624 notes

Her: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants.


September 7thvia and source with 48,895 notes

September 7thvia and source with 313,594 notes

September 7thvia and source with 4,739 notes

soulsnatcha:

it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.


September 7thvia and source with 200,924 notes

smidgetz:

Death doesn’t absolve you of being a shitty person throughout your life, it doesn’t grant you a mulligan, or erase the bullshit you built your life around if you were a hateful person, that’s your legacy, so live your life accordingly.


September 4thvia and source with 15,039 notes






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