"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

April 22ndvia and with 32,645 notes


tbh no matter how many other bands i end up a fan of my heart will always belong to pop punk bands whose peak of mainstream popularity was in 2006

April 22ndvia and source with 6,120 notes


*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*

April 22ndvia and source with 308,287 notes


He should write a book

April 22ndvia and source with 985 notes


i swear to god if this is anthrax i will be so mad i cannot afford to die without losing my virginity first

April 21stvia and with 4 notes

jayzfairy answered: depends on why you cut them out in the first place???

Bleh bleh we were going to date and they turned out to be a narcissist still in love with another girl whatever I’m very un-made out with, you see

April 21st — and with 2 notes

Question: What’s the rule on messaging someone you exiled like 6 months back just because you’re always horny and need to make out with someone?

Meeting friends of friends is so nice but even nicer when they talk about you afterwards like you’re a gift hidden behind the christmas tree

Bow down kiddos, I’ve got some sentences to tell ya

April 21st — and with 1 note
Title: Cough Cough
Artist: Everything Everything
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April 20thvia and with 256 notes

I’m a circular shaped person and I look cute as dicks in underwear I hope boys recognize the hot commodity they’re passing up

April 20th — and with 4 notes

High speed internet babes

April 20th — and with 53 notes

bank security questions be like “where was favorite aunt on new years 2001”

April 20thvia and source with 4,515 notes

i dont like bon iver

April 20thvia and with 8 notes

The only thing I love more than fake lashes is telling people I don’t give a shit that they don’t think it’s “classy” to wear fake lashes

April 20th — and with 2 notes











the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

April 20thvia and source with 89,541 notes